asker what would you do on a zombie apocalypse? as a citizen of a big city, aren't you worried about? would you go back to rescue your relatives?

OMG I don’t deserve any TMI, especially original ones from you. I haven’t posted enough for this. Oh please, don’t look at me like this… Well ok I’ll answer cutepie ^^

So zombie apocalypse ? I think I’ll be dead in a minute, I don’t know how to run and even slow ‘Romero Style’ zombies would have my brain before dinner.

Hopefully, I live in kinda zombie fortress so I don’t have to fear anything and can wait for all the zombies to die before going out.

And I don’t have any relatives living less than thousands miles away from here, so keeping myself locked in with my BF would be the safest idea. Besides, I can count on him to protect me from any attacks ^^

asker Hey hows it going? You had messaged me a while back and I couldn't help but become curiouser and curiouser about you. Who is the man behind the memes? What is his favorite pokemon? Has he fapped to my xtube?

Ohai there ^^

It’s going fine. But already looking forward for the week end to begin. So the man behind the lolcubz is me. Sam, 25 and.. well.. how can I say that… Ok, you’ll discover it anyway… I’m french *facedesk*

My favorite pokemon ever is Psyduck. I just love his awkwardness.

And did I fapped to your xtube ? O_o You have a xtube !?

Sorry I have to go… something important to do… for work… *fap fap fap*

PS : Yes it’s already tuesday here according to my clock ;)

asker Where is your favorite place to go that is less than an hour away from where you live?

OMG there is so many places I love less than an hour from where I live. Does my bed counts ? ^^

I think I would say my favorite place is just my neighborhood. I can find everything I like, my favorite restaurants and shops and there is so many place to discover. The color are always changing and you can always find unseen point of view just by walking around. I love to get lost here and find new places I’ve never been before. It’s always full of surprise.

asker What kind of demon would you be, given you have been possessed by a demonic spirit?

A demon of dance and music with the power to make the world a huge never ending musical.

Like the one in BTVS Once more With Feelings but with a Gaga style. My disco stick would turn everybody into fashion freaks pop singers.

asker What, in life, made you laugh the hardest?

When the most awkward/funny things happen in the most innapropriate situations…

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08 Nov 11 at 9 pm

Asked by empboy142

asker 1. Grapes or oranges? 2. Favorite flower? 3. Favorite country? 4. Would you rather punch a nun in the face, or kill a dog? 5. Vampire or Magic user? 6. What would your superpower be? 7. Favorite Song? 8. Greatest Triumph? 9. Your lowest low? 10. Something your jealous of? 11. Would you want to be famous? 12. A time when you were hurt? 13. Favorite Scary Movie! 14. Best memory? 15. What's the best thing about you? 16. Scale of one to ten, how attractive am I?

  1. Grapes
  2. Favorit flower, Tulips.
  3. Hard question. I really love the US and so many things upset me here but I’m still very attached to my country so I will say France
  4. Punch a nun of course ! (although I’m not a big fan of dogs I prefer animals to bigots)
  5. I love vampires (fuck yeah buffy !) but I’ll go for magic user (fuck yeah harry potter!) 
  6. Space and time travel a la Hiro Nakamura
  7. Current song : Titanium - David Guetta feat. Sia (I know so mainstream), best song ever : Breath Me - Sia (because it never fails to make me cry)
  8. My success : becoming engineer
  9. My failure : first year of studies after high school
  10. I’m jealous of your beard, your body, you fur…
  11. I’m not sure I would enjoy being famous
  12. When my ex BF dumped me by msn
  13. Scary Movie ^^
  14. Christmas in London with my parents and my brother
  15. I think I’m really easy going and tolerant
  16. <= the answer

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08 Nov 11 at 8 pm

ALL QUESTIONS ANSWERED !!!! GIMME YOUR ASKS !!!!!!!

tags: TMI Tuesday 
LET THE RAGE BEGINS !!!!!!
asker have you ever start talking/flirting to a guy without knowing if he was gay? and asked directly to someone? other than in a gay bar or something like that

I don’t talk/flirt with guys IRL. Never ! Sometimes I do with my co workers or friends but only for joking. And non of them are gay. (or I don’t know it)

I’ve never asked directly to someone if he was gay or not. And I’m pretty bad at guessing that. I think my gaydar is broken ^^

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06 Nov 11 at 8 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker So how do those memes come to be? Do people submit pics or do you use them from other people's blogs without them knowing?

I totally use pics from other’s blogs without them knowing. If you follow me you take the risk of having one of your picture memed. It’s written in lolcubz follow policy. (What ? I haven’t written it yet ? Whatever, it’ll come… one day…)

Sometimes (more like once a month) cute bears and cubs submit me a photo to be memed and then I get all stressed and awkward because I don’t always come with something funny with this. Then I block the submitter and play dead for a few days. But I would be happy to have you submissions anyway.

Of course I always remove a post I made without consent if the guy asks. I don’t want to offend anybody.

Luv U all

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01 Nov 11 at 9 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker if you could cuddle up to any 5 of your followers who would you cuddle up to?

Only 5 ! Wow that’s hard to answer. I would love to cuddle up each one of you but if I can only pick 5 I’ll just stay in EU. So the winners are…

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01 Nov 11 at 7 pm

Asked by empboy142

asker TMI Tuesday! 1. What is your favorite food? 2. Boxers or briefs? 3. what is your best feature? 4. What is the thing you miss most about your childhood? 5. Are you the big spoon or little one? 6. Do you prefer cut or uncut guys? 7. Best thing you're good at sexually? 8. What is the kinkiest thing you have done? 9. Biggest sexual Fantasy? 10. Hottest thing about a man? 11. What's your biggest pet peeve? 12. What's the quickest way to your heart? 13. What's your impression of me so far from tumblr?

Wow that’s a lot of question ^^

  1. Cheese, all type, all forms… Mont d’Or FTW !
  2. Boxers (or Jocks…. ^^)
  3. I dunno. Being friendly and open-minded I think.
  4. Living with my parents
  5. Usually the big one
  6. I like both, but I really enjoy cut guys as I didn’t met a lot in my life
  7. Fapping ? ^^
  8. Some fisting I think… Although it never felt so kinky
  9. Being the center of a tumblr orgy with all my cuttest followers
  10. Facial hair
  11. People judging you without knowing you. And when they assume you should know everything about them because they feel ‘normal’.
  12. My stomach
  13. Well, I don’t know you very well but I can tell that you are cute, funny and have many common interests with me. Actually I’m such a jerk and you seems so interesting just because you’re incredibly hot ^^
asker Here are some TMI questions: 1. If you could make one thing better about yourself, but take away from something else about yourself, which would they be, and why? 2. Have you ever cried in front of someone? 3. What is romantic love? 4. Do you try to make the world a better place? 5. What is something that you would like to change about your own past? 6. What is your worst feature as a boyfriend? 7. Am I hot or not? 8. Am I hot enough to get with you?

Wow, you make me feel so special…

  1. One thing better about myself ? Make my body hair grow, but I don’t thing it’s possible ^^ So I will just wish I don’t get bored so easily and I finished more often what I start. Then I would take away my tendencies to procrastinate.
  2. Of course, my family, all of my boyfriends and some of my friends. Sometime even in front of strangers.
  3. Romantic love is when your BF hold your hand and kiss you gently while you’re getting double fucked by two strangers he found in the street.
  4. I try to make the world more tolerant, funny and open-minded. I don’t do much for this but this blog is kinda small step to this goal.
  5. Not sure I would want to change anything because I’m pretty happy of the person I’ve become. Maybe some mistakes in the choices of my BFs.
  6. Worst feature ? Being selfish and needing a strong independance.
  7. You’re beyound hotness.
  8. Are you fucking kidding me ?
asker Hey cutiepie, how are you doing today?

Well, I’m a little tired but the day has been quite productive at work.

About to have a great dinner with beef tartare and some wine. om-nom-nom

asker What would you do with 400 dollars?

Going to a great restaurant and… well that’s all. No money’s left !

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25 Oct 11 at 9 pm

Asked by technobeard

asker TMI: What is a perfect day to you? What makes it perfect?

I think a perfect day is a day where everything is pleasant and unexpected. 

It start in a bed with some cuddles and a nice breakfast. It involves great meal, lot of laugh and doing things I really enjoy. Being with someone I love and discovering things together.