→ 03 Mar 14 at 11 am
Trying to blend in with the French.
Best day of the year. You can be drunk at work and it’s totally acceptable ^^
I’m a grower not a show-er…and proud of it!
Don’t judge a dick by its flaccidness
Soft dicks are like a box of chocolates, you NEVER know what you’re gonna get!"
All the reasons I love my BF in a comic.
He poops doors open while I’m cooking, Fart when I try to be romantic, Pee on me in the shower (and not only…) and always chose to seat in front of the hottest guy he can find when we take the bus or the metro.